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My name is cow
And in the day
Tu wish him well
Wen he go play
With tender hart
And gentle tung
I bid farewell
I lik my son
aries: the split second before something hits you in the face
taurus: projectile vomit
gemini: seeing someone outside your window at night
cancer: an abandoned house
leo: an angry 4 year old
virgo: first day of highschool
libra: almost spraying perfume in your eye
scorpio: when you fall and nearly die
sagittarius: getting lost in the middle of nowhere
capricorn: paper cuts
aquarius: the haunting fact that the world is dying
pisces: society
Proposed 38 states of the US by C. Etzel Pearcy, 1970s.
this is maybe one of the worst maps i’ve ever seen
for one thing, how do you make michigan MORE fucked
The need for Alaska to be one state was already dubious, does it really need to be two
*draws a bunch of random-ass lines on the map* i made it Better
What’re you taking about @pinstripehourglass Alaska is enormous It’s our biggest state Also it’s really far away from the others What state would you combine it with
I would combine it with Maine so the whole US would connect at both ends
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You do realize you can’t physically move the states? Yes?
Don’t tell me what I can’t do???
Why would you RENAME Hawai’i if it’s gonna stay a state unto itself?? Like… why create extra work? Plus, like, it’s not like the United States named it Hawai’i. Leave poor Hawai’i alone.
Also if you’re gonna name the chunk of America that encompasses Louisiana as “bayou” you at least gotta stretch that line over to Houston because, honestly… my soggy city… that’s one of it’s nicknames…
No one can claim they’re good at finding a spouse. They’ve either only done it once, or they’re not very good at it.
my name is ber
my frend gos fast
and wen he dos
go flying past
i am alone
but wen he slose
i hug my frend
and lik his nos
me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting]
me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]
